I have a new book idea

This is my new book idea.
It's going to be a children's novel.

Title: Little Billy's Ontological Safari: With Thomas the Fire Engine.

Hook: "Join billy and thomas as they douse the fires of secular humanism that threaten to disenchant theistic ideology." eh? eh?

billy will be representing religious persons everywhere. he will oppose not only the move away from religion as irrelevant in a world were science appears to be paving the way to enduring happiness, but also the lack of spirituality within christianity in america. billy feels that religion is first a personal and spiritual experience, and then communal and ideological. he doesnt just want people to "join a team" or adopt a system of political/ethical views. billy realizes that religion and culture have always been and will always be married but feels that religion is more than a utility. Thomas the fire engine is just there so that kids will want to read the book. he says stuff like "oh billy" and "lets sing a song about monkeys."

thoughts?